Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Boobs are out for the taking
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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