oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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