After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I sprained my soul last night
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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