I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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