So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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