Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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