It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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