went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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