do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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