watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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