You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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