i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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