So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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