it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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