Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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