dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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