i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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