I'm lost and stupid without you.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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