She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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