Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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