I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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