He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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