He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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