What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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