yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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