Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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