Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I see more hoeing in ur future
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