She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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