Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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