Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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