On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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