Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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