Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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