Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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