you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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