Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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