I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Still dying that you shit outside
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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