her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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