How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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