none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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