yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Pants are for mortals
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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