I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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