it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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