I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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