I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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