Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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