He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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