i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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