i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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