nut hugger
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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